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irrelatives 

Irrelevant relatives. People in your family who you don't know and hardly ever see, who annoy you at family reunions. They never attend any other gathering that you are aware of. Their sole purpose of turning up to the reunion is to tell you that (unfortunately), you are related to them.
I was at a family reunion last week and one of my irrelatives there just wouldn't shut up about how much weight she'd lost.
irrelatives by HFBBQ February 22, 2008
Some who is of no use to themselves or anyone else
My friend is so irrelvant ,all he does is stay at home
irrelvant by Elishamjhy April 19, 2018

irrelationshipable 

Somebody who can't function in a romantic relationship.
the cousin says she is tottaly irrelationshipable.

Irrelative 

An irrelevant relative.

(Made-up definition.)

Og Definition:
Unconnected or unrelated
Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "My irrelative."
Irrelative by Katigat July 20, 2022

Irrelatable

unrelatable; cannot relate
bluddy thinks he's relatable, but he's irrelatable :skull:
Irrelatable by zzmario July 2, 2024

irrelated 

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant. Except in the case of the child-in-law's parent, who is the co-parent-in-law.
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Absence of any type of kinship.
Irrelated.
irrelated by Zabombini October 6, 2024
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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