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ironing board 

an insult to a woman with no breasts
whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board
ironing board by devilboy December 2, 2004

ironing board 

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
ironing board by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013

ironing board 

used by African american booty aficionados to describe the lack of discernible rump contours of most caucasian women.
"Dat white girl's ass is flatter den a' ironing board."
ironing board by Fat Hal April 26, 2005

Ironing Board 

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.
My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!
Ironing Board by Roardawg August 3, 2017

ironing board 

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
ironing board by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013

Ironing board booty 

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.
Ironing board booty by D4/^1d July 28, 2015
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