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name derived for amusing wee drunk irishman who is partial to alcohol, immensely funny, or at least is when im drunk. often found mit guinness, cbo and uber j. very funny. is prone to... er... breaking his water seal. yes.
yo irlish. check this shit out.

one two, right now, its time,

hammer time

'look, theres jeffery'
irlish by jack hiscock January 19, 2005
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irlish patatoe

A type of patatoe originated from Irland
irlish patatoe by Inkuba November 10, 2021

Irish Elk 

An extinct species of deer that lived during the Ice Age and was one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its body was only slightly bigger than that of the largest deer today, the moose. But its antlers were far bigger. They measured more than 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) across and were very heavy (they weighed more than a person).

As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.

It was also known as the Giant Deer.
Some Ice Age animals roamed the snowy grasslands, while others wandered in the woods and forests. The Irish Elk probably did both.
Irish Elk by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Irish Life Experience 

The most amazing high school summer study abroad program in Ireland EVER! An incredible experience and four weeks of pure bliss.
The students had a blast on the Irish Life Experience.

Irish Stallion 

A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.

Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.

Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.

Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?

Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.

Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010

Irish International School 

The Irish International School, is considered one of the most important private schools in Mexico. Only the richest in Mexico are accepted to go on to study there. It is widely recognized for its outstanding and hard working students. The students spend their whole weekends at Faces Club in which they study all night long. Irish has helped form many of their past students into great persons which are now CEO's in very big companies.
Girl 1: Who are you?
Boy: What do you mean who I am? I am not only sexy, I am also from the Irish International School.
Girl 2: Ohh, watch out. They are only good boys over there.
Boy: Do you girls want to go to Faces?
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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