irish nut 

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.

Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.

irish nut by Snubbish December 9, 2017

Irish nutcracker 

When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.

He just received an Irish nutcracker!

Irish nutcracker by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019

nutty irish 

an occurrence involving a ginger midget T bagging someone with his balls falling over the bridge of the nose, near each eye, while pooping into the poor fellow's mouth.

Hey Amanda, check out the Facebook album I just uploaded. It chronicles the evening that Ryan nutty irish-ed Wes!

nutty irish by nutty irish herself June 28, 2008