irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by ant August 04, 2004

irish breakfast

Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.

We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.

by Stuph July 16, 2004

irish breakfast

Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.

"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."

by Teddy O'Bryant June 22, 2006

irish breakfast

Voluntarily throwing up on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.

"After beating him senseless he gave him an irish breakfast."

by Frank Crowell June 20, 2006

irish breakfast

Refers to the act of cracking an egg into a pint of Guinness

"What are you doing with that egg,,, oh GOD!!!"
"It's called an Irish Breakfast yeah!"

by SWHustles April 10, 2016

Irish Breakfast

A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.

I would have had an Irish breakfast, but I don’t want to get cirrhosis by the time I’m 30.

by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020

Irish Breakfast

When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.

Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!

by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017