iPhone XR
iPhone XR by 19nineteen19 September 22, 2018
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iPhone XR
An electronic cellular device, that has a design so flawed that you'll accidentally turn on the flash light very frequently. You will not notice this mistake for god knows how long, and when you finally do you won't know how to turn it off. You'll go into blood boiling, adrenaline pumping panic with the only solution being to either restart your phone every fucking time, or throw it off a cliff and buy an android.
Jim: Hey Jimmette, your flashlight on your iPhone XR is on.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.
iPhone XR by Pewpew1996 February 7, 2020
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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