Iphone 5

c'mon, admit it! The Iphone 5 design was the best design in Apple History...even better than round edges

Man 1: bro, i just got the latest iPhone, the iPhone 12!!!

Man 2: sweet! is it the mini?

Man 1: nah I don't like to have a phone that is small enough to fit in a shirt pocket... the Iphone 12 mini and the Iphone 5 sucks ba-

Man: *punches* you do NOT have the right to call the Iphone 5 that way u selfless human being

by on October 23, 2020

iPhone 5

It's the most innovative phone Apple ever made, really?
iPhone 5 is same shit as the iPhone 4S,just a bit taller.. Oh damn, really innovative!

Greger Kim has an iPhone 5, but not an iPhone 4S

by Barre Jarre October 1, 2012

iPhone 5

Something people who have an iPhone 4S but have never used an iPhone 5 would call terrible.

George: Dude the iPhone 5 sucks. My iPhone 4S is better.
Mike: You've never even used an iPhone 5. And you're wrong.

by nobadguy September 29, 2012

iPhone 5

think of the iPhone 4S as a white guys penis. now think of the iPhone 5 as a black guys penis. that's the iPhone 5 for you, just bigger than the last...

White Guy #1:hey man look at my iPhone 4S

White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?

White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.

Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!

by Sitbackandlaugh October 27, 2012

iphone 5

the greatest iphone to ever have existed and tops even the new iphones and andriods

guy 1: ew is that an iphone 5?
guy 2: shut the fuck up you communist

by wracnacs September 25, 2018

Iphone 5C

The Iphone 5C revolutionizes the Iphone market forever.

Changes:
-new colors

Ok, come back next year for the exact same thing again.

Iphone 5C

by Pigu October 22, 2013

iphone 5c

Apple's latest shitty attempt to drain even more money from idiots. A waste of space. It is basically an Iphone 5 made of plastic... At the same price as the Iphone 5. The Iphone family's retarded cousin.

Apple CEO: "Okay, how do we make our new upcoming iphone popular?"
Developer 1: "We could be Innovative and add new features to it!"
Developer 2: "Lets make it more powerful and give it more memory!"
Developer 3: "LETS TURN THE IPHONE 5 INTO A PLASTIC PIECE OF RUBBISH AND SELL IT FOR THE SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE 5C!"
Apple CEO: "Developer 3, you're promoted!"

by surfingkid October 11, 2013