Inverallochy is a small village in the far corners of the north east of Scotland, also known as Cotton. Here it rains milk and honey as it is the true promised land, unlike those filthy inbred quities from St.Combs some people may think Inverallochy is belger but they are far wrong that is the retarded neighbours that live across the road in Cairnbulg
Tourist "hey I want to visit Inverallochy or as you call it belger"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.