A lightweight material renowned for being completely indestructible. Because it is completely unbreakable, mined Invincibilium cannot be processed into other shapes, meaning that any objects made from Invincibilium must have initially formed in that exact arrangement of atoms. Because of this, objects made of Invincibilium are incredibly prohibitively expensive.

A: You can't break that!
B: Just watch me!
A: No, you literally can't, it's made of Invincibilium.
B: Oh...

Invincibilium by Zea1ot July 7, 2010

Armoire of invincibility

The Armoire of invincibility is a mystical item that Fighter was questing for, for about 3 days. For a short time Fighter carried this item until Red Mage used the hyper cube to store it. It was eventually used to kill Vilbert Van Vampire. It is also really really heavy, and the bottom is cheap partical board.

"Vilbert was impalled with the Armoire of invincibilty"

Armoire of invincibility by Aerozord April 24, 2004

Invincibility Plates

Displayed on the front and back of a young drivers vehicle who has recently graduated from Learner or Student driver status. It allows the driver to pilot vehicles without supervision and gives them the power of Invincibility against telegraph poles, trees, lamp post and semi-trailers.

First Person: 'Wow Tony, did you see how fast that car was travelling. If the driver is not careful, they will wrap themselves around that tree on the next bend'
Second Person: 'No need to worry Ben, they have Invincibility Plates on. That tree won't stop them. The only thing preventing them from being a superhero is the lack of a High Visibility Safety Vest'

Invincibility Plates by monkey goosy August 15, 2012

Birthday Invincibility

The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.

*at Jeff's birthday party*

Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.

Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*

Birthday Invincibility by cashruleseverythingaroundme September 23, 2012

Inebriated Invincibility

An extreme drunken state where power level is over 9,000. Those with Inebriated Invincibility have no fear of death.

1. Rob: "I've got Inebriated Invincibility right now, man. You think I could kill everyone here?"

George: "I think you're drunk, man. Simmer down."

Inebriated Invincibility by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

invincibilian

one who is neither created nor destroyed. An individual incapable of defeat and limitless in thought and action

Bro, last night you pissed on a cop car, whipped it out on some random girl, and broke into a complete strangers house, and the cops came you got away a free man. You are totally invincibilian

invincibilian by War Machine J. September 27, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026