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introventor 

That weird quiet friend who thinks of cool new gadgets, but bottles them up inside until you feed them the right amount of drinks and discuss strange topics to release the juicy goodness inside!
We should invite him to this giant rave, but he's such an introventor, there's no chance he will hop on that teleporter he built and appear here.
introventor by Tyronius Mattimus September 9, 2021
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introvectorgestination

The consumption of multiple BBQ pork bones inserted into the rectum until they protrude from the mouth cavity where they are then used to decorate a lounging cat who is minding his own damn business.
a night of extreme partying often leads to interesting new rituals like the introvectorgestination of 1912 which lead to the great domestication of the feline species through use of meticulous decorating.