intestinator

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A small explosive object planted into your throat when you enter the fabled prison of "fortress". The object chills in your intestine until you act bad, or go outside the red lines, then it explodes your intestine. This was eventually overcome, because the intestinator was seen to be magnetic, and when gay-rapist prisoner "187" got intestinated, they grabbed his intestinator.

"Intestinate him"

"Get this intestinator OUT OF ME!"

intestinator by Ryan Cosentino-Rouche July 30, 2006

Government Supported Private Investigator

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.

You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

Government Supported Private Investigator by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

Brown hole investigator by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Investigator Andrew

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'

'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'

Investigator Andrew by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

investigator

in a typical adventuring team, the investigator covers research and tactical evaluation

investigator: hold on. I know it's weakness...

investigator by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

InvestiGator

A investigator alligator determined to solve swamp crimes everywhere!

InvestiGator: I wonder, who owns this swamp.
Shrek: This is mah swamp!
InvenstiGator: Looks like I solved another mystery!

InvestiGator by FabledEnigma June 14, 2014

paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences

i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator

paranormal investigator by FightinIrish July 10, 2005

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026