America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.
Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.