Internet users
internet users are stupid people with no lives using facebook or twatter or wasting time searching and playing online games or getting illegal files
Internet users by itssotrueistform August 24, 2016
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Internet users
Internet users by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 19, 2017
Average Internet User
Your Average Internet Users age normally ranged from 12-17 sometime 9-11. Mostly they are just assholes that say that Gen Z is soft but then dox people for having a different opinion *cough* *cough* jelly*cough*bean situation. They also send death threats to people and commit numerous crimes on the internet that can get them sent to prison. They have practically no motor skills and stereotype everything. Long story short they’re egotistical assholes that don’t need to be on the internet.
Jellybean Fan:Yo do you like Jellybean?
Average Internet User:You like jellybean? CLOWN
Jellybean fan I just like Jellybean what’s wrong with that?
Average Internet User:YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPNION THAN ME SO THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE DOXXED AND HARASSED!
Jellybean fan:What?🤨
Average Internet User:You like jellybean? CLOWN
Jellybean fan I just like Jellybean what’s wrong with that?
Average Internet User:YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPNION THAN ME SO THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE DOXXED AND HARASSED!
Jellybean fan:What?🤨
Average Internet User by SupaOpa April 18, 2022
Old Stock Internet User
Old Stock Internet User by Deez Mama January 30, 2022
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