Internet points

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

Internet points by Sabulan March 25, 2019

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internet points

The "points" on reddit.com, also known as upvotes and downvotes.

Every post on reddit.com gets "internet points."

internet points by Benedict Cumberbatch October 22, 2013

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Internet Points

Internet clout points earned by things you have done on the internet. (Met actors, have a large follower base, do cool things, etc)

Yeah i have a few friends with IMDb pages I got some internet points.

Internet Points by Robert The Haunter August 15, 2019

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Internet points

Cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and NFTs which have no intrinsic value
As used on Garys Economics (YouTube channel by Gary Stevenson)

Crypto = Internet Points? Why it WON'T make you rich

Internet points by Grammaton cleric April 10, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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