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international makeout with homie day

april 17 is international makeout with your homie day. no pop kiss. you grab his face and start kissing his cute ass till he is out of breathe.
homie 1: yo bro its international makeout with homie day!
homie 2: oh yeah yeah true i forgot
*homie 1 and 2 start to aggressively makeout*

International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.