internal fart

A fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,"I hate you!"
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.

As a fart tried to slip past my anus I refused to let it fly. It then turned into an internal fart.

by Fart Connoisseur November 19, 2013

internal fart

A fart produced from the pressure due to holding a fart in for an excessive period of time. Makes the sound g'burgle. Sensations include feeling like your stomach will explode and extreme bloating. Always occurs in the presence of others.

The internal fart erupting in my entrails caused my face to turn red.

by bra bandit October 24, 2005

internal fart

when you hold a fart for too long, and it finally pops inside your body before seeking its way outside. and after some time it slowly seeks out of your anus with a decayed smell that smells like old fart. (eg, could be the smell of a dead animal thast been dead for ages but still has not been cleaned up..)

david says: oh damn, i just had an internal fart
kevin *faints*

by k-dawg November 11, 2004

internal fart

a fart held too long that goes back up ur ass, up ur spine, into your brain and gives you shitty thoughts.

internal farting is a good way to improve shitty ideas!

by d~Ch0seN1 April 10, 2006

internal lumbar fart

a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)

i think i hafta fart...oh, nope, it was just an ilf. (internal lumbar fart)

by dizzydaphodil September 29, 2010

International Fart Day

International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.

“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”

by Marcusscus November 17, 2020