Definitions by dizzydaphodil

jamateur 

someone who likes to jam out but isn't very good yet

Amanda would love to go pro but she's humble enough to admit she's a jamateur.

jamateur by dizzydaphodil November 16, 2010

internal lumbar fart 

a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)

i think i hafta fart...oh, nope, it was just an ilf. (internal lumbar fart)

internal lumbar fart by dizzydaphodil September 30, 2010