jamateur

someone who likes to jam out but isn't very good yet

Amanda would love to go pro but she's humble enough to admit she's a jamateur.

by dizzydaphodil November 13, 2010

internal lumbar fart

a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)

i think i hafta fart...oh, nope, it was just an ilf. (internal lumbar fart)

by dizzydaphodil September 29, 2010