insufflopod
A mythical creature resembling a cephalopod, shaped like an octopus, with the addition of a large humanoid nose protruding from its head. Unverified reports from sightings of this creature have claimed that the insufflopod's sniff is so strong that, when its nose protrudes out of the ocean into the air, its sniff can consume any drugs up to 888 feet away, unless it is regularly fed scents that make sense, because the nose knows.
"Is that a huge nose poking out of the ocean? Oh, shit, it's an insufflopod! We gotta find us an olfactory chemist with scents that make sense to sate the insufflopod before its huge, hungry nose sniffs us all up!"
"It only goes for your drugs, Doug, don't worry."
"What do you think we just boofed, Larry?"
"It only goes for your drugs, Doug, don't worry."
"What do you think we just boofed, Larry?"
insufflopod by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025
