Instant Noodles

The main power and life source of college students.

I bought Instant Noodles to eat.

Instant Noodles by Just a random guy 123 January 19, 2018

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Instant Noodles

The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.

Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday

Instant Noodles by johng233 January 6, 2013

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Instant Noodles

Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.

Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.

Instant Noodles by Samooooooo May 19, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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