insta-douche
when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.
insta-douche by missspiffy September 13, 2011
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Insta-Douche
You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.
Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!
Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!
Insta-Douche by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011
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Instadouche
This occurs during the lake season while a girl, preferably in a small bikini, goes tubing. The previously mentioned girl is sitting up right and as the boat goes around a turn one leg slips off the side into the water and the other stays on giving 30 mph water a straight shot at her vagina, instantly cleaning it out of all dirtyness.
"Dude, Sam, did you see Kaitlyn get that instadouche at the lake last weekend?"
"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."
"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."
Instadouche by youwillneverguessme April 15, 2012
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.