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instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.
I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peaktime. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.
instacurity by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

Instacream 

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you
Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream
Instacream by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

Instacore 

Kids that go Scene overnight and claim to be ohh so hardcore and follow other instacore trens. like listening to shitty local bands and doing their hair all the wrong ways. These kids think they are really cool, but are usually reminded by everyone else how lame they are.
that instacore kids copied my hair.

Bullhead city, Az is the Capitol of instacore kids.
Instacore by ghjhg May 30, 2006

Instacreep 

One who creeps on their live feed on home page while on Facebook.
If you click refresh on the live feed on Facebook more than 10X in a minute you are an Instacreep.
Instacreep by MyNameIsKatie February 9, 2010

Instacurities 

Insecurities that one feels with regards to his or her Instagram.
"Austin should I use lo-fi or hudson?"
"Doesn't matter you're not getting more than 20 likes anyway"
"You're playing with my instacurities. I don't like it"
Instacurities by GandH August 26, 2013

instacred 

Instacred is an Instagram judgement that happens in a couple seconds.

It’s what people think when they see an Instagram account and makes them decide whether or not to follow that account. Instagram Instant Credit/status.
How many followers, posts they have, if they’re a celebrity, gives (or doesn’t give) them #instacred
The more followers they have and the quality of content they’ve posted will give them #instacred
They have 20k followers, that account has serious instacred!
All of my friends follow this account they must have instacred. I should follow them too
They have no followers, that person has zero instacred
I wish someone with #instacred would tag me.

Whoever tagged me has some crazy instacred bc my followers are blowing up yo!
instacred by Lorraine Oest August 4, 2019