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Incocknito 

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When someone sticks there penis in you but you don't know who it is
Julia said that someone went incocknito on her
Incocknito by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017

inCOCKnito 

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The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.
Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito
inCOCKnito by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

Incocknito 

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Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual
"Ewwww I can hear my parents having sex, they aren't very incocknito!"

"Oh my gosh I wanna make your babies, don't worry no one will know I'll be in cocknito"
Incocknito by Vagicianer February 5, 2014

Incocknito 

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Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual
"Dude that was gross I just heard my parents having sex they weren't very incocknito!"

"Hey we need to be incocknito so my wife doesn't find us!"

"Oh my gosh lets make each others babies, no one will know, I'll be incocknito!"
Incocknito by Vagicianer February 5, 2014

Incocknito Mode 

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Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.
"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

incognito mode

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A mode in Google's new Chrome browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the user's computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.
"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in Google Chrome?"
"Incognito mode man. Ctrl+Shift+N."
incognito mode by Professor R August 5, 2009
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