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in the red zone

being unable to have sexual intercourse due to menstruation; the onset of menstrual bleeding
Everytime I want some from my wife, she's always in the red zone.
by Picklez July 21, 2006
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scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
by Libraryguy February 4, 2010
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scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
by Libraryguy February 4, 2010
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parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.
Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005
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