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in bloom 

Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era music, which comes out of a box and have no real emotional value, as apposed to actual instruments and real feelings.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.
in bloom by Rush8192 September 13, 2005

In Bloom 

when some one sings a song but totaly doesnt get the meaning of it just like the song in bloom by nirvana talks about
dude did you hear james sing "welcome home"?

yea man he is so in bloom
In Bloom by Ran Sero April 22, 2008

rose in bloom 

A woman's vagina on its period.
Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
rose in bloom by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

rose in bloom 

A woman's vagina on its period.
Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
rose in bloom by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

Wysteria is in bloom 

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu
"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"

flowers are blooming in anarctica

Left-Wing phrase created to promote rev0lut1on out of fear that the word would be banned
Person 1: What's your ideology?
Person 2: Well the flowers are blooming in anarctica, you tell me.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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