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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
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in state 

A phrase used by out-of-state students at prestigious public universities in reference to the masses of inferior students that are given the same educational opportunity at half the price simply because their mentally defective parents decided to live in a state with a good university system and make mentally defective babies. Uses: describing a person; as a mutually understood exclamation among fellow out-of-staters; a condescending, effective insult.
Roger: I like this girl in my Geology class.
George: (looks on facebook) Dude, she's in state.
Roger: Fuck.

Gary: Hey shitface, should I go pre-med or pre-law?
Kevin: My dad is a doctor. My mom is a lawyer. My mom is also a bitch. Go pre-med.
(Pan-faced girl walks into room)
Girl: Guys, what's a dental dam?
Gary: (shakes head, looks at Kevin)
Kevin: Fuckin' in state...

Marissa: I can't figure out how to turn on my iPod!
Charles: In state.
Marissa: What?
in state by Psycho T November 9, 2008

in state 

A phrase used by out-of-state students at prestigious public universities in reference to the masses of inferior students that are given the same educational opportunity at half the price simply because their mentally defective parents decided to live in a state with a good university system and make mentally defective babies.

Uses:
1. describing a person
2. a mutually understood exclamation among fellow out-of-staters
3. a condescending and effective insult.
Roger: I like this girl in my Geology class.
George: (looks on facebook) Dude, she's in state.
Roger: Fuck.

Gary: Hey shitface, should I go pre-med or pre-law?
Kevin: My dad is a doctor. My mom is a lawyer. My mom is also a bitch. Go pre-med.
(Pan-faced girl walks into room)
Girl: Guys, what's a dental dam?
Gary: (shakes head, looks at Kevin)
Kevin: Fuckin' in state...

Marissa: I can't figure out how to turn on my iPod!
Charles: In state.
Marissa: What?
in state by E-Z E November 10, 2008

in a state 

1. upset, agitated

2. untidy and disheveled
I was in a state when the stack of movies fell on top of me.

Apartment In Delaware State 

Acronym for AIDS like House In Virginia is an acronym for HIV.
They say Bishop Eddie Long got a House In Virginia but I think he upgraded to an Apartment In Delaware State.

when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness? 

physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*

in a state of progressed illegality 

to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law
when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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