In Narnia 

to be so far in the gay closet that one might as well be in Narnia (Reference to the wardrobe in C.S. Lewis' "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe")

Yeah... Ryan's not coming out anytime soon. He's so far in the closet that he's in Narnia!

In Narnia by angloafricanamerican September 30, 2011

Kickin' off in Narnia 

The act of engaging in any illegal, immoral or indecent behavior in a closet or wardrobe. Most often used to describe reckless, impetuous, often drunken and unprotected sexual intercourse in any area with extrememly restrictive/limited space or a configuration not conducive to carnal activity.

You missed it last night Jimbo - it was kickin' off in Narnia! I had Jeana bent over in her mom's fuckin' broom closet. If she's walking normal today, it will be a miracle.

Kickin' off in Narnia by Texas Muck Savage October 17, 2011

bunning in Narnia 

The act of smoking a joint in the trees of Whistler, BC.

"Ay bro whats good?!"
"Just got back from bunning in Narnia!!"
"Let's head to the trees and bun some more!"

bunning in Narnia by strinky August 2, 2009