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niall in Japan 

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Something directioners don't talk about. It took a while for me to understand what it was. So, basically, it's m a s t u r b a t i n g. To those of u who don't know what masturbating is, it's fucking yourself. So, yes, that's what Niall was supposedly doing ... in Japan.
harry: "so what were you doing last night?"

louis: "i was doing the niall in Japan"

harry: "oh..."

louis: "don't worry, i was thinking of you"

niall in japan 

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✨voilently masturbating
guy 1: bro i could hear chad being niall in japan last night

guy 2: bro no way
niall in japan by niallinjapan2013 November 21, 2020

Niall in Japan 

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"do you remember niall in Japan?"
"No"
Niall in Japan by anonymous April 26, 2021

Niall in Japan 

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we dont talk about this
- so you’re a directioner right?
+ yeah..
- what happened with Niall in Japan
+ hmmm sorry idk

Niall in Japan 

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Niall in Japan” is an abbreviation of a disturbing scenario that occurred when Niall Horan was visiting Japan.

(Read at your own risk) The scenario:

“He was vigorously pumping his hand, banging onto his wall with the other, obviously disrupting his neighbor. From my view, he moved to his bed and then into the bathroom for a few minutes before coming out again. He was being very vulgar and was screaming out obscenities. My younger sister, who was with me at the time, was obviously disturbed.”
Person 1: “Remember what happened with Niall in Japan”

Person 2: “Please don’t bring it up I need that erased from my memory”

Person 1: “Sorry, he was definitely thinking of me tho”
Niall in Japan by dont.@.me December 20, 2020

niall horan in japan 2013 

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In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
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