impalation

a noun describing the event of impaling someone with an object, whether it be blunt or sharp.

The girthy king died of a great and painful impalation.

by Stormlark August 2, 2011

Impalation

Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.

Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.

by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023

impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.

"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

Immolation

1. to kill or offer as a sacrifice, esp by fire

2. literary to sacrifice (something highly valued)

3. the world's greatest tooth-and-nail death metal band

Immolation is unrelenting death metal in its purest form. They do not slow the pace of the music or water it down like the pussies in Six Feet Under and Torture Killer. Death metal, after all, is a speed demons dream.

If you heaven't heard Dawn of Possession yet, you are not a death metal fan.

If you do not like Dawn of Possession you are a retarded degenerate and should be immolated.

by Mr.Angelripper November 11, 2012

implatonic

sexual,not platonic

implatonic love means the love relationship which contains sexual feelings/activities ..
She is my implatonic love partner.
I don't have any implatonic love relationship these days.

by Mr. R.K.JHA March 7, 2011

impaction

Having an impact, or full of impact.

The bad news of the day had a large impaction on my state of mind.

by Beneski May 21, 2007