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The use of an iPhone or Smartphone to utilize moblie jacking off. Mainly used when an access to a computer isnt handy, or laziness becomes a factor when one feels the need to bludgeon the beefstick.
"Hmm, Im too lazy to get lazy to get out of bed and go to the computer, so Im going to initaite the iMojack and spank my meat wrench here"

"I wish I was at home, at least i have my iMojack handy to hammer my love steak."
iMojack by Meat Link January 18, 2012
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Has feels for country type of place,specifically Dallas ,Texas. Loves Luka Doncic.Great listener. Furr mom.
Inojah-Luka Doncic's number one fan.
inojah by Inzale June 7, 2021
"In my often wrong and humble opinion." Can be used sincerely, or, in a snarky fashion when you believe strongly you are right but want to add sarcastic humility at the end.
"I think your idea is wrong. Imowaho, we should..."
imowaho by kyleismyhero May 27, 2026

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026