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The use of an iPhone or Smartphone to utilize moblie jacking off. Mainly used when an access to a computer isnt handy, or laziness becomes a factor when one feels the need to bludgeon the beefstick.
"Hmm, Im too lazy to get lazy to get out of bed and go to the computer, so Im going to initaite the iMojack and spank my meat wrench here"

"I wish I was at home, at least i have my iMojack handy to hammer my love steak."
iMojack by Meat Link January 18, 2012
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imajackass

a wonderful, peaceful website designed for the sole purose of allowing everyone, including Jay and all his homies to congegrate and get along as one big happy family!!!!
"I was so glad I went to imajackass. I was smiling when I logged off"
imajackass by rodneyking December 26, 2004
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imajackass

A pimpin ass website whos ran by we arent sure but it does have one seckzy mother fucker named Jay on there who's allways droppin words of wisdom on everything from life to the beyond.. - I heart Jay -
That 'Yo' fucker is kinda gay but I sure do heart Jay
imajackass by beavis December 24, 2004
The best xbox gamer ever, has a massive cock.
ImJack0k is the best, he always wins.
imjack0k by polyestercooldude April 23, 2020

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026