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i own.
merked=owned.
so 'imerk' = i own.
often used in picture comments when you want to 'own' so & so's picture.
omg, your so pretty!
imerk
xxxxx
imerk by agirlinabox July 27, 2009
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Nardled imerk 

Pronounced like “nah-r-dulled M-erhk,” it means a person who has an aura of confusion; and possibly frustration.
“John is a nardled imerk!” “Barto thinks John is a nardled imerk.” Said Barto. “I killed Barto because he called me a nardled imerk!”
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Acronym; stands for "I don't even really know".
I hooked up with some guy last night. Iderk what his name was, I think it was Eduardo.
iderk by nicki minajjjjjjj July 12, 2010

iderktbhbidrce 

iderktbhbidrce means... I don’t even really know to be honest but I don’t really care either
do you know if there was homework?”
“ iderktbhbidrce”
iderktbhbidrce by ilovesharpies August 10, 2020
Being okay, even when it's not okay, amd that's okay. This usually a response from,"Muhfucka Imek n Ruok?
imek by RoninRuokAndre December 19, 2016
a spanish/english youtuber that makes commentary and roast videos. good channel in general to be honest
ImEros by Emilio Fernández June 16, 2018
See jerk. The result of typing with large thumbs on a small touchscreen keyboard, wherein the "i" character is near the "j" character. Autocorrect does not change "ierk" to jerk. It also sounds kinda ethnic.
"Where's Slade? I'm hungry, time for lunch!"
"He's gone radio silent."
"What a ierk"
ierk by baggachipz! February 26, 2015
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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