im pissing 

im pissing is basically saying im peeing.

IM PISSING MOM DON'T COME IN!!

im pissing by Milshake Froggii August 2, 2021

feels like im pissing razor blades 

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

feels like im pissing razor blades by name your November 15, 2007

I'm just pissing on your tits 

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

I'm just pissing on your tits by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

I'm just pissing on you're tits by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010

im only passing through or maybe just right out

when someone wants to tell you something,, but doesn't really wanna talk too much about it

derived from the lemon demon song "sundial"

jeff or something: hey man you probably shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies
im only passing through or maybe just right out
bob: hujh?? why not???
jeff *explains why you shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies*

im only passing through or maybe just right out by some furry don't mind me October 17, 2022

impissinating 

An act or event that causes you to be pissed off.

When my computer crashes, it's impissinating. The thought of that thief getting away with stealing my car is impissinating.

impissinating by Modeverything February 22, 2009