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if mi by Young_Don October 21, 2015
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If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen! 

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.
If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!

Just imagine if Timo had missed this 

This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.
Just imagine if Timo had missed this

mind if i draginz? 

in forumwarz's flamebate (the forum part of the game), an online role playing game, this question is often asked, usually by people pretending to be retarded. the poster of the question wants to post some images of dragons, what drives half of the people mad of anger. so all this is just for being annoying and as r-tarded as possible.
mind if i draginz? by xtrollx January 29, 2009

Y'all mind if I 

A phrase used before a person(s) is about say/ do something stupid , something random or something that would not regularly need permission/consent to do. It is mainly used for ironic purposes in "meme culture" and is associated with a picture on Facebook of a man holding his hands together on a sidewalk In a pose of that will forever be remembered
"Y'all mind if I hit on that, E G G"
Y'all mind if I by Quenchedboi December 5, 2017

Don't mind if I do 

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.
At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.
Don't mind if I do by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it. 

“life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it” - Ferris Bueller

Basically means to enjoy life and do want you wanna do, don’t let anyone stop u from living life to the fullest.
parent: make sure you go to school everyday and become successful. If I see you on your phone your grounded, study!

Kid: no, I want to have some fun and enjoy life, just like what Ferris Bueller said

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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