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internet slang for i dont know why.
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GiRlYgIrL4355: he wants to talk to you.
BLahman564: why?
GiRlYgIrL4355: idkw
idkw by charles December 14, 2004
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I don't know why
Idkw tbh
Idkw by Panic! At the references! October 26, 2016
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Shortend-phrase meaning "I don't know what you're talking 'bout"
*Text Conversation*
Lisa: Jessica ik u fucked Michael
Jessica: idkwytb
idkwytb by LegitTheRealistOne June 25, 2017

IDKWHATTOPUT 

theres nothinf here- amazing of how you found this- haha. well, i can entertain you-idk how- but ye- want my number-? HAHA like this definition if you want my number- HAHA ;) im single- hehe-
bish- IDKWHATTOPUT the reason why i repeat it is cus if i dun put the definition, it wont let me post so yee
IDKWHATTOPUT by by JW :: July 4, 2020
acronym for I Don't Know What The Fuck I'm Doing - best used whilst talking to somebody online or text messaging.
hey man, idkwtfid on this webpage...
idkwtfid by toee April 9, 2006

idkwtf2dwml 

i don't know what the fuck to do with my life
uuuuuugh idkwtf2dwml bby!!!
idkwtf2dwml by WCB86 January 30, 2010
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
Friend: Dude, remember hitting on that hippopotamus last night at the club?

Me: Dude, idkwtfyta
idkwtfyta by Michael Marciano January 17, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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