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idiot fishing

When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach non reflective fishing line. Proceed to shoot/break immediate area street lights. Place artificial animal on other side of street, with end of fishing line in your hand. When a vehicle comes along proceed to drag the cardboard animal towards its untimely death. When the vehicle spots the reflection of the tinfoil eyes, end result should be either:
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.
What non-mormon kids do in Utah for fun.

John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.
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idiot fishing

Idiot Fishing is when someone makes a completely ridiculous (usually a wigger rap star lol) Facebook or Myspace fake account and friends as many random people they can. Once you have a decent haul of idiots, try befriending or spitting game as your persona. The result can be an excellent source of lulz.

Hint, if you can start drama with some trashy girls or REAL losers that you're mimicking, the end result is priceless.
Joe: OH MAN, you have got to try idiot fishing!
Tom: Really? I've never heard of it.
Joe: It's awesome, I've started all kinds of artificial drama with a bunch of losers that should be building into a gang war here soon.
Tom: That's kinda weird man...
Joe: Yea, but it's all for the lulz.
Tom: Ahhh, I see, I'll make a fake account tonight and join in.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026