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Ichabod Crane 

To cancel something because of weather, even if the weather conditions aren't that severe.

Expression originated in a school district just outside Albany, NY called Ichabod Crane Central School District ,which would cancel school for snow, even if there were two flurries, or better yet, even if there was no snow.

Everybody in the Albany area wished they went to Ichabod Crane in the winter.
Well, even though it didn't rain, they went ahead and Ichabod Craned the picnic.

Well, there's a 20% chance of snow, so I guess we'll have to Ichabod Crane the road trip.
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ichabod crane 

During doggy-style anal penetration, smashing a pumpkin over your partner's head at the moment of climax. May result in paralysis or death.
Guy 1: Why is there jack-0-lantern goo all over the living room carpet?
Guy 2: Dude, I was banging the hell out of this chick over the arm of the sofa when I totally ichabod craned her.
Guy 1: Happy Halloween, bee-yotch!
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ickabod cane 

He stuck his throbbing ickabod cane into her warm, cavernous meatsock.
ickabod cane by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026