Ichabod Crane 

To cancel something because of weather, even if the weather conditions aren't that severe.

Expression originated in a school district just outside Albany, NY called Ichabod Crane Central School District ,which would cancel school for snow, even if there were two flurries, or better yet, even if there was no snow.

Everybody in the Albany area wished they went to Ichabod Crane in the winter.

Well, even though it didn't rain, they went ahead and Ichabod Craned the picnic.

Well, there's a 20% chance of snow, so I guess we'll have to Ichabod Crane the road trip.

Ichabod Crane by Zadok the beast April 11, 2009

ichabod crane 

During doggy-style anal penetration, smashing a pumpkin over your partner's head at the moment of climax. May result in paralysis or death.

Guy 1: Why is there jack-0-lantern goo all over the living room carpet?
Guy 2: Dude, I was banging the hell out of this chick over the arm of the sofa when I totally ichabod craned her.
Guy 1: Happy Halloween, bee-yotch!

ichabod crane by Washingtonirving666 August 5, 2008

ickabod cane 

An engorged penis.

He stuck his throbbing ickabod cane into her warm, cavernous meatsock.

ickabod cane by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008