The fear of falling out of a tree and being impaled by a large boulder but only on a Saturday afternoon. Pronounced ia-wa-ve-nen-iguanen-phobia, it is a theoretical phobia created by Nanashi Mumei in response to Gary Larson's fake theoretical phobia: Luposlipaphobia.

I fell out of a tree and was impaled by a large boulder last Saturday afternoon, now I have iawavenengiguanenphobia.

Iawavenengiguanenphobia by TiffThunderchocolate November 24, 2022

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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