An electronic cellular device, that has a design so flawed that you'll accidentally turn on the flash light very frequently. You will not notice this mistake for god knows how long, and when you finally do you won't know how to turn it off. You'll go into blood boiling, adrenaline pumping panic with the only solution being to either restart your phone every fucking time, or throw it off a cliff and buy an android.
Jim: Hey Jimmette, your flashlight on your iPhone XR is on.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!