iCruds

The cruddy-quality white earphones included with every audio device coming straight out of Cupertino.

Me: Damn these freakin' iCruds! I got this iPod last week and they already broke!

iCruds by Freaky-Deeky October 15, 2011

iCrush 

The feeling of longing that develops after way too many IM sessions or MySpace messages from a cute guy or girl you don't know.

Matthew spents hours talking to Grace, but always on the computer...he knew he'd never meet her, but he had a heck of an iCrush.

iCrush by deacondarlin July 25, 2007

icrust 

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.

icrust by ponytrekker July 19, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004