Name given to those with a cult like obsession with and devotion to Apple, its products, and possibly the late Steve Jobs and/or Tim Cook. Despite possibly appearing sane in general, will become completely unreasonable and hostile in the face of any criticism of anything Apple, no matter how minuscule. Also, likely to read you the riot act should you buy any kind of Apple competitor's product for anything, ever.
I'll just grab a cord at Wal Mart. I don't wanna go to the Apple store and face the goddamned iCrowd.
He reamed me out for buying a Kindle, he's a Kool-aid drinking member of the iCrowd.
When your iPhone is in your front pocket and it rings or buzzes loudly so people around you look at your crotch.
Sticking your iPod in the front of your pants to hold while you are reaching for something.
Sticking any Apple device on or near your crotch area to hold while doing something else. Those things are expensive and you need a safe place to hold your electronics! What's more safer than your crotch? Maybe inside, but that's just gross and sticky!
"Hey, your iCrotch is ringing - aren't you going to answer it?"
So you knew that guys girlfriend was alive, and you let him kill himself when he thought she was dead. That's icronic.(allusion made to Romeo and Juliet)
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)