Definitions by Evalas

Sadie Jae 

When two men 69 while standing up, Tombstone style, only for the 9 to be sodomized by a transexual whilst the 6 is sodomized by a midget transexual standing perilously atop a step ladder, making both the 6 and the 9 a joint Lucky Pierre.

Jim managed to orchestrate a Sadie Jae. I've never been more proud.

Sadie Jae by Evalas March 27, 2017

Pulled a Nash 

Named for professional wrestler Kevin Nash. To catastrophically injure one's self while doing something mundane (Usually right after returning from an injury).

I pulled a Nash getting off the couch last night and tore my meniscus.

Pulled a Nash by Evalas November 27, 2012

iCrowd

Name given to those with a cult like obsession with and devotion to Apple, its products, and possibly the late Steve Jobs and/or Tim Cook. Despite possibly appearing sane in general, will become completely unreasonable and hostile in the face of any criticism of anything Apple, no matter how minuscule. Also, likely to read you the riot act should you buy any kind of Apple competitor's product for anything, ever.

I'll just grab a cord at Wal Mart. I don't wanna go to the Apple store and face the goddamned iCrowd.

He reamed me out for buying a Kindle, he's a Kool-aid drinking member of the iCrowd.

iCrowd by Evalas November 27, 2012