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I talk, You listen.
Me: But Mom/Dad—
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher—
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian—
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher—
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian—
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.
I talk, You listen. by ScreamoKevin November 29, 2020
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i'll talk to them
Used To pretend the other doesn't know you'll do more than talk. You'll hurt. Make them pay. You won't actually. But you want to.
Sarah: they were really rude, and I'm really sensitive about that! I cried for ages, I can't believe them!
Michelle: don't worry I'll talk to them 😈 *grabs baseball bat*
Michelle: don't worry I'll talk to them 😈 *grabs baseball bat*
i'll talk to them by Spychopenstabber March 23, 2019
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