i love you, mi amor :D

this phrase is always said by me but only towards my special someone, and that special someone is elijah, he's my literal twinflame :D. whenever i say this phrase, i just want to know that im being completely honest and that i mean whatever i say, oh and i will never lie to you about anything, i promise :) i know some things have been tough in your past, but im here to fill your life up with such joy and love, i will ty my best to cherish you all the way. i promise that i will never leave your perfect self. i just know that you're the one for me and im the one for you <3 our souls didn't meet on accident, they met because they knew that we would fall in love and that we would have our own beautiful love story <333 anyway, if you think that some other guy is having my attention, i promise on my whole family that there is nobody taking away my attention from you, you have my heart and plus you make me the happiest than anybody else C: you have turned my life into the best life i could ever wish upon. you have put me into the right path ever since i met you, and you keep leading me on that path with you :D i pray to god to never lose you, i love you too much, mi amor
:( <3

hey hey, baby.. i love you, mi amor :D

i love you, mi amor :D by andreea <3333 March 19, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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