i loser you 

A three word phrase that signifies a feeling within a relationship.

in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.

A cute way of saying i love you to another.

Girl:i loser you babe.
Boy:i loser you more than you do.

i loser you by Jasmine<3 October 29, 2008

I love you my loser 

Something to say to your significant other when they are being a goof.

Ex1
Sam: Nathan i love you my loser

I love you my loser by CAAAARL March 5, 2018

I lover you

A cool way of saying i love you to your friends. Somewhat different than i love you, more like i heart you!

Molly: I g2g ttyl
Alex: Ok, Bye I lover you

I lover you by Molly September 2, 2004

I WIN YOU LOSE 

A TERM THAT YOU'LL USE IF YOU OUT SMART OR CHEAT SOMEONE.

YOU SO DUMB YOU DON'T 2 + 2 SO, I WIN YOU LOSE

I WIN YOU LOSE by TAYLORGANG TAE May 19, 2011

heads i win, tails you lose 

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

heads i win, tails you lose by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017