i have aids 

This is what people say in order to not have sex with a person from the feminism race

Feminist:hey have sex with me I’m 780 pounds

Normal guy: no sorry I Have Aids

i have aids by 39 year old feminist January 10, 2018

I have AIDS 

Something to say to fill awkward silences.

John: "So.......what's new?" Bill: ................ "I have AIDS."

I have AIDS by treemilk November 28, 2020

I have AIDS 

Something you say to fill awkward silences.

Mary: "So...... what's new with you?"

Tim: ............. "I have AIDS."

I have AIDS by treemilk November 28, 2020

mommy i have aids 

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

mommy i have aids by nolifejim November 23, 2020

I have u gave aids idiot 

„I have you gave aids idiot“ is a cool swaggy hipster term used to tell a girl that she has aids now.

Me: has aids
Girl: u have aids?
Me: no
Girl: k
Girl: rides on my penis
Me: i have u gave aids idiot lol
Girl: cries

I have u gave aids idiot by BigPenisWarrior June 24, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019