cat

a cat is a harry ninja that apparently has 9 lives. my cat ate my dog:(

jmal:"boiz, look itz a CAT!!"

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

toilet

when you use this you usually slay the magical toilet dragon in the progress of taking a dump.

toilet in a sentence.

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

toaster

a toaster uses magical power to turn bread into toast in 2 minutes or something.

toaster something

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

peppa pig

a 7.1 obese pig with 4 eyes that even scars me.

peppa pig is so obese.

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

yo mama

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last year and its still printing.

yo mama

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

djohfudspodsjiosdpjifojdsiofpjdsiopfjdsiofjdskfjdskljlxk;

this is what someone dose when they get board, i think??

djohfudspodsjiosdpjifojdsiofpjdsiopfjdsiofjdskfjdskljlxk; or something

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

by nolifejim November 23, 2020