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A showing that you are of a negative feeling toward something or someone.
"I cry I failed my spanish test"
"I cry I dropped my bag"
"You're so stupid I cry"
i cry by ~KJ~ May 6, 2014

i.cry.over.toast 

One of my best moots on TikTok I love you😏
I love i.cry.over.toast so much 😫🤚

Sometimes I cry when I poop 

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.
"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

i’m cry 

I’m crying except you’re too emotional to finish the sentence.
“Fam, here’s a $20 bag of coffee beans for you.”
“Bless up, I’m cry.”
i’m cry by I’m cry May 8, 2019

I wanna cry 

Tears won't fall, no matter how hard I try.
:( : I wanna cry
I wanna cry by Internet_Axle June 28, 2022
when you're laughing so hard that you're Crying.
"How did you do on your test?"

"I only got 5 out of 30 xD"

"hahaha, I'm cry
i'm cry by w0e is me May 19, 2018
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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