I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

I'm flattered

Something a girl says to a guy when he tells her that he has feelings for her. She will say it if she is to kind to admit that she would never feel the same in a million years.

Boy: "Susan I think you are amazing! A have had feelings for you for a long time now."

Girl: "Well I'm flattered, but I think we are better as friends."

by FriendZone12345 July 27, 2012

I’m flattered

A phrase a Yannis says when she receives any sort of compliment from a Miles.
It is not used for friend zoning purposes.

“You’re one of the best people in the entire world, Yannis”

“I’m flattered 🥰”

by Zero2’s wifey November 28, 2020

Not that I'm not flattered...

When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.

Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.

"Wow I'm flattered but I'm taken."

by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016