i'll be damned

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.

Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.

by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013

I'll be damned

A way to express shock.

The veteran Confederates watch as the new VMI cadets hold their formation in the midst of murderous Yankee canon fire
Veteran 1: I'll be damned.
Veteran 2: If I didn't see it with my own eyes...

by DarthKieduss June 5, 2017

I'll be damned

An expression of Shock, usually when something good happens

Well I'll be damned, I actually passed the Test!

by TheYoungSensei October 30, 2017

Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009