Da local church held a yard sale, and were selling crude-graphics-printed clothing, romance novels which included premarital intimacy, and items used for gambling, smoking, and drinking --- what a lot of hypochristy!
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(N) A person who states that they are a Christian, believe in Christian values, and may even preach the gospel, yet are hateful and unforgiving. Such a person will often talk of the love of Jesus, will talk of morals, will talk of doing good, but will hold people to high expectations, may be judgmental, and extremely prideful.
Kirsten is such a hypochristian. She talks of forgiveness and all that other crap, but she's still mad at me for that fight we had over a year ago!
by SpiSpi June 29, 2005
Get the Hypochristian mug.(1) Much like a hypocrite, a hypochristian is one who acts and/or self-proclaims themselves to be a Christian or have Christian-like qualities, beliefs and virtues in public, church or anywhere else people can observe them.
(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.
(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.
Joe: Man, how can Brittany lecture me about having sex before marriage, when she has slept with the whole baseball team?
Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.
Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.
by xKODIAKx March 25, 2009
Get the Hypochristian mug.Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
by cropduster777 May 13, 2009
Get the hypocrisy mug.Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.
Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.
by The Wendolyne April 5, 2021
Get the Hypnochristian mug.When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.
Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
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